Truth is truth [about sl3 unlimited by mx]

[manoj_kc]

Hi guys.

Let make some fun. Its Christmas time.
The best joke related to "Hand made" "SL3 UNLIMITED" unlock win 100 MT Box credits.

On 31.12.2010 we will take 5 most THANKED posts from this thread.
These 5 jokes goes to final poll.
The one with biggest number of your votes win 1st award "100 MT Box credits".
Other 4 posts will take 2. award "Rush SL3 calculation" for their queued phones in moment they win 2nd award.


Joke can be in format:

Q: Question
A: Answer

or can be interesting picture max resolution 800 x 600 .

Q:Why 800 x 600?
A: Many customers does not have ATI and Nvidia cards yet

Examples:





Quote:
Q: Did you see SL3 is Unlimited for 49 usd only?
A: Wake up, have you read all carefully? Did you see what other hardware you need to able run activation . Its a whole truck.

Q: I will use PC i already have.
A: LOL, your code will be ready when you go to pension. Have you plans to open mobile phone museum?

Q: Never-mind i will use my father notebook with ATI radeon.
A: Have you making cafe machine?

Q:I buy MX gey and activation for SL3 now what? (~100 USD)
A: Now you need to buy "super pc" to able use it (~1600 USD)

Q: I will buy Super PC. Its a Xmas's times. Which graphic cards are the best for this?
A: This is big risk. Is not all cards good for this job. But is not problem you can turn it back to the shop or sell it on Ebay.
Or maybe you have plans to open gaming zone or watch HD movies?

Q: have you any recommendation for good game. I will play it when i have no phones to upload?
A: Sure. Try "Monkey Business". Here is also recommended movies list.

Q: I buy "super pc" now what?
A: Upload first phone and make money! (You need to recover your money ~1700 USD first).

Q:Ohh...OK
Q: I upload 1st phone but there is no code yet?
A: You need to wait some time (days) 1 KWh per hour x SWEET 55 hours = 55 KWh x ~0.10 cents = 5.5 USD

Q: My PC is very hot during code calculation, whet to do?
A: Enable air-condition, you need to cool your PC ( Air condition and el. power is free?) 200 USD + SWEET 55 hours x 1 KWh x ~0.10 = 200 USD + 5.5 USD

Q: I have no air-condition?
A: Hmm. Lets pray for your PC and Graphic cards

Q: My super pc stop working
A: Repair it ( Ahh. again money) 1 ATI card ~500 USD

Q: Huraaa i unlock my 10 phones this month!!
A: Now wait Santa Claus with electric power bill

Q: But they promise me UNLIMITED unlock
A: Yes you can use VERY LIMITED service for UNLIMITED TIME

Q: I dont care about money i like to unlock my phones with my own hands.
A: LOL ... Richy. Have you calculated how much will cost you this calculator?

Q: So total will be about 1700 USD and i can unlock sl3 phones?
A: No. You forgot el. power bill and air conditioning, and of course the time you need to get code.

Q: Nahh. how much this can cost?
A: He he, how many? Super PC eat the el. power 1KWh per hour. One code 55 - 100 hours if you have luck
Air condition consume AIR ? Again minimum 1 KWh per hour x 55 -100 hours.
Have you calculated what will be PC price difference for 1 year ?

Q: I dont care, i have SL3 UNLIMITED
A: Sure, There is NO LIMITS how many el. power you will spend to get one phone unlocked with your own hands "under your control".



manole what is this????????????????????????
if you have any answer please give.

originol source is :
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[sunny-gsm]

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