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Haltec · 07-01-2009, 19:21

Well...

For a long time, I wanted to see such a topic, with most funniest, or original reply(s).

Altough, this maybe is not "Top 5" in my reminiscence, but just beacouse I don't recall other's, I started this thread.

Enjoy...

Amir-skillz's reply to SuperUltraMegaNewCrackHack OFFICIAL provider y.p.y

Thread starter y.p.y

Quote:

Originally Posted by .:y.p.y:.

jaf nokia bb5 and bb5 plus v 2.02b free by zulea

Reply from Amir-skillz

Quote:

Originally Posted by amir-skillz

for f**k sake not u again ......

BR

Haltec

mrx3net · 07-01-2009, 19:25

heheheh it's the funniest soft by a newbie on reshacking

Haltec · 07-25-2009, 11:56

I really want to keep this thread alive, so...

Discussion without quotations, but chronologically...

Some dude:

Quote:

Originally Posted by atiefoo-gsm

is this rpl solution or try ur luck solution?

genie pls do something better

and stop this trickish solution

u want use our ignorance to get money

heheheheh nooooooo for this time

Genie Universal product supporter:

Quote:

Originally Posted by Bph&co

Hi,

The only better thing I can think of is to catch the first plane, come to your

place and teach you how to hold soldering iron, difference between resistor and

capacitor, or maybe unlock for you while you have your Mojito in the club

BR

DM3 product supporter:

Quote:

Originally Posted by dm3box

Hey, this is how DM3 works! :-)

And for me personally, the funniest part... : )))

(Bph&Co is bragging with his modified/tuned/tweaked probablly 90° ccw rotated "Tower" housing PENTIUM133)

: )))))

Genie Universal product supporter:

Quote:

Originally Posted by Bph&co

Hehe,

You are welcome to our office to unlock. I might send Dani to have Mojitos, while

I attach that big Agilent thingi with 7 Fans on the back to your box while you

do my phones

BR

BR

Haltec

P.S. no disregards - joking only...

..::: Naveed :::.. · 07-26-2009, 21:45

lol really funny

Br
Naveed

Haltec · 08-02-2009, 22:46

Another GOOD one...

Quote:

Originally Posted by the_yankee

it is true that there is a code calculator for motorola?

Quote:

Originally Posted by the_yankee

the calculator is true o fake ?

Quote:

Originally Posted by IVELCO

The calculator for motorola is true!!! look the picture!!!

IVELCO.

BR

Haltec

Haltec · 08-26-2009, 14:34

UB unsatisfied customer!!!

What the hell is your CSCA server hosted on? a pocket calculator?

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ped

What the hell is your CSCA server hosted on? a pocket calculator?

Sent log yesterday, shorty afterwards server down, then today went to cancel log, my queue is empty, so log calculated, phones customer to bring the phone in, by the time they get to the shop (half hour), the bloody server has gone down again!!!

Now i have to pm this person, email that person to get my logs back.

Its a load of b ollocks.,

You guys should either offer the service, or not offer the service, at the moment its a joke.

As i'm sure youll see, im not alone in my anger at the UB team, either fix the server so it isnt allways going down, or drop the service completely untill you can off a decent quality service, at the moment UB users are paying good money for logs they have to fight to get back because of this stupid server, and Mr UB taking forever to reply to pm's.

So you guy's should either ffer the service (reliably)

Or NOT offer the service at all, and we'll go elsewhere.

what do you think people.

BTW, copied and pasted in case this post "goes missing"

BR

Haltec

Haltec · 02-11-2010, 00:00

An answer of mrx3net to a >>.123.<< topic theme : zfrank Winner58 need help !

Quote:

Originally Posted by >>.123.<<

plz tell me

how can pc to pc file sharing help.

with internet modem

with ip address. help

i use ptcl modem : zxdsl

Quote:

Originally Posted by mrx3net

>>.123.<< : 911 help me

911 : hello what wrong with you

>>.123.<< : there an ant on my shop , come help me please !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

911 : damn ! another stupid caller !!!!

it's like this

use any server /file / ftp sharing ( google it )

BR

Haltec

bauzito · 02-11-2010, 10:03

Here it goes one of my favorites!

It all starts here:
****best liquid for pcb cleaning****

And then this replay from Cristi Slob post Nº110:

best of the best in cleaning products for pcb is the pi*ss of a 18 year old virgin ....worked for me everytime but now i c`nt find it anymore

Amazing imagination!!!

mrx3net · 02-11-2010, 10:37

hehehe nice one brother

as u see he asking to admins of this gr8 forum to help him how to setup a file sharing service (,") and it's was like someone calling 911 to help him to kill an ant attacking his shop ( 1 ant nothing more ) ......

btw nice thread keep it up
br

Haltec · 06-06-2010, 23:50

Check out this technique of evading MXkey's debbuger detction routines, WITH A "HIDE TO TRAY" software!!!!

From a " Gsm Programming & Reverse Engineering " - "how to sniff mxkey.." topic.

Quote:

Originally Posted by hitesh2000

ok i have got one program any one want to test here is link

http://www.window-hide.com/downloads...e-tool-2.0.exe

BR

Haltec

Haltec · 09-20-2010, 00:35

Me, correcting respected product supporter SSA about that he does KNOW to COUNT

Quote:

Originally Posted by ssa

our team is not in nokia business /cut

Since he is in samsung he assumed that unlock codes are 8 digits as in samsung.

Quote:

Originally Posted by ssa

since unlockcode is 8 digits the servers should go from 99999999 till 00000000 each time -1

And here I am demonstrating my pre-kindergarten learned stuff...

(and correcting SSA)

Quote:

Originally Posted by Haltec

12 digits : #pw+12345678901234+1# (I know you know)

I counted 14 digit nr as 12 !!!!

And real coades are 15 digits btw.

Ohh, what-a-night....

BR

Haltec

eyestrain · 09-28-2010, 18:33

I laughed when i read that thing on reverse engineering section, one of my favorite section on this forum...

damn!
you make me prown

just kidding
this kind of thing makes my day

glad we have this kind of stuff that sometimes makes us smile.

Haltec · 12-19-2010, 14:39

DM3 for SALE!!!!

Quote:

Originally Posted by osom

Where ı can buy from Turkiye or

Where ı can buy on web _?

Answer:

Quote:

Originally Posted by joseramon01

One facepalm for you .....

Man , for Nth time .........

DM3 is not for sale

Ahhh - GREAT ONE MATE!!!!

BR

Haltec

samibapy · 12-29-2010, 08:53

Thanks arranging the funny post.lol
I remember once someone was posting
"why i cann't see the thanks bar on my own post"
And some moderator ans it smartly and made the it best post of the year.

Thanks to the moderator.

**Faheem Anjum** · 12-29-2010, 09:26

@Haltec

happy to see this thread , have yo some more ?lol

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07-01-2009, 19:25	#2 (permalink)
mrx3net No Life Poster Join Date: Apr 2009 Posts: 1,428 Member: 1006514 Status: Offline Sonork: 100.1593525 Thanks: 387 Thanked 606 Times in 330 Posts	heheheh it's the funniest soft by a newbie on reshacking

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..::: Naveed :::.. No Life Poster Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: WWW.UNLOCKVIACODE.EU Posts: 1,686 Member: 352237 Status: Offline Sonork: 100.1577161 Thanks: 157 Thanked 609 Times in 316 Posts	lol really funny Br Naveed

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bauzito No Life Poster Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: Near the sea... Portugal Age: 37 Posts: 1,391 Member: 120120 Status: Offline Sonork: 100.1592092 Thanks: 230 Thanked 237 Times in 175 Posts	Here it goes one of my favorites! It all starts here: **best liquid for pcb cleaning** And then this replay from Cristi Slob post Nº110: best of the best in cleaning products for pcb is the pi*ss of a 18 year old virgin ....worked for me everytime but now i c`nt find it anymore Amazing imagination!!!

02-11-2010, 10:37	#9 (permalink)
mrx3net No Life Poster Join Date: Apr 2009 Posts: 1,428 Member: 1006514 Status: Offline Sonork: 100.1593525 Thanks: 387 Thanked 606 Times in 330 Posts	hehehe nice one brother as u see he asking to admins of this gr8 forum to help him how to setup a file sharing service (,") and it's was like someone calling 911 to help him to kill an ant attacking his shop ( 1 ant nothing more ) ...... btw nice thread keep it up br

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eyestrain No Life Poster Join Date: Feb 2006 Posts: 959 Member: 237911 Status: Offline Thanks: 319 Thanked 584 Times in 221 Posts	I laughed when i read that thing on reverse engineering section, one of my favorite section on this forum... damn! you make me prown just kidding this kind of thing makes my day glad we have this kind of stuff that sometimes makes us smile.

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samibapy Freak Poster Join Date: Aug 2006 Location: Greatwall Center™ Age: 32 Posts: 166 Member: 325816 Status: Offline Thanks: 38 Thanked 31 Times in 24 Posts	Thanks arranging the funny post.lol I remember once someone was posting "why i cann't see the thanks bar on my own post" And some moderator ans it smartly and made the it best post of the year. Thanks to the moderator.

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Faheem Anjum Product Manager Join Date: Nov 2006 Location: (United States Of Islam) Age: 26 Posts: 18,465 Member: 399832 Status: Offline Sonork: 100.1584728 Thanks: 1,772 Thanked 16,378 Times in 3,935 Posts	@Haltec happy to see this thread , have yo some more ?lol