Thread: ZULEA ROX!!!
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Old 12-01-2000, 16:50   #18 (permalink)
X-Shadow
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Hello Guys,

Here is scenario... How many people want to
buy Nokey as of this moment? My estimate is
about 100 people. How about the number of
times these people email zulea for Nokey?
I estimate about 3 times a day (5 times if
you are desperate). So for customers alone,
zulea get 3 X 100 = 300 emails per day asking
about Nokey.

Now how about cutomer support? How many
people already have Nokey? My estimate is 75.
And These 75 people email Zulea too everyday
asking about upgrade to support 3310 and 6210
so Zulea now get 375 email per day.

How about people with peding boxes (boxes
now with DHL)? I estimate 20 people at this
moment who wait their DHL trackin from Zulea
because they already sent money. These 20
people email Zulea 2 times a day asking for
Tracking number. So 20 x 2 = 40 + 375 is
equal to 415 emails per day.

Now how about ENEMIES of Zulea who want to
f@ck his business, these people bomb Zulea
everyday with 20-100 useless messages. I
think about 5 people at the least want to
bomb Zulea's email everyday and at 20 emails
per person, you get another 100 emails.
All in all, Zulea get 475 emails per day.

Now how about email from SPAM like ****o and
"make money quick" email trash from
different commercialist/capitalist in the
world wide web??? I get around 5 per day,
so let us add 5 to Zulea too. So he get 480
emails now.

Now how about people who want technical
support for Alcatel programs, old Nokia
and Ericsson programs made by Zulea too?
How about those people who want to make
friends with him? Myabe he gets 20 emails
from these guys per day, so total now is
500 emails.

That is 500 emails per day multiply by 7
days a week, you get 3500 emails per week
and 14,000 emails a month!!! If you were
a regular person, can you actually reply
14,000 emails per months???

My point is, Zulea cannot answer every email
in his inbox and I think if you send him
3 consecutive mail with same content, he
will disregard your mail as junk So I
suggest that you mail him one more time
with Subject "Hey answer please..." or
something that sounds a little more desperate
and just send it once, and do not send
another email until he will reply (3-4 days).

My Nokey just arrived this week, and it took
me almost a month to get this. But at last
it is here

Best Regards,
X-Shadow
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