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mujahid_ali · 09-08-2009, 07:30

Letter is from ZZZZZZZ of Punjab to Mr. Bill Gates of Microsoft
Subject: Problems with my new computer

Dear Mr. Bill Gates,
We have bought a computer for our home and we have found some
problems, which I want to bring to your notice.

1. There is a button 'start' but there is no 'stop' button. We request you to check this.

2. We find there is 'Run' in the menu. One of my friends clicked 'run' he ran up to Amritsar ! So, we request you to change that to 'sit', so that we can click that by sitting.

3. One doubt is whether any 're-scooter' is available in system? I
find only 're-cycle', but I own a scooter at my home.

4. There is 'Find' button but it is not working properly. My wife lost the door key and we tried a lot trace the key with this ' find'button, but was unable to trace. Please rectify this problem.

5. My child learnt 'Microsoft word' now he wants to learn 'Microsoft sentence', so when you will provide that?

6. I brought computer, CPU, mouse and keyboard, but there is only one icon which shows 'MY Computer': when you will provide the remaining items?

7. It is surprising that windows says 'MY Pictures' but there is not even a single photo of mine. So when will you keep my photo in that.

8. There is 'MICROSOFT OFFICE' what about 'MICROSOFT HOME' since I use the PC at home only.

9. You provided 'My Recent Documents'. When you will provide 'My Past Documents'?

10. You provide 'My Network Places'. For *** shake please do not
provide 'My Secret Places'. I do not want to let my wife know where I go after my office hours.

Regards,

ZZZZZ

Last one from me to Mr Bill Gates :

Sir, how is it that your name is Gates but u are selling WINDOWS?

shahzaadbutt · 09-08-2009, 07:36

very funny

3stanGsm · 09-08-2009, 07:41

HAHAHA!

Very Funny, mate.

My stress gone now

Faisal_Computer · 09-08-2009, 07:59

yes ........ specially this 10. You provide 'My Network Places'. For G O D shake please do not
provide 'My Secret Places'. I do not want to let my wife know where I go after my office hours.

masum_sohel · 09-08-2009, 08:03

haaaaaa *****

Edocomsel · 09-08-2009, 08:12

Very funny

If Bill Gates red this, ...

-=Meltech09=- · 09-08-2009, 08:18

Code:

Sir, how is it that your name is Gates but u are selling WINDOWS?

nice joke....

bk.gsm · 09-08-2009, 08:26

hahahah

very funny nice joke

ehsas_ghum · 09-08-2009, 08:52

why he sell a gates for bill

gul_hassan528 · 09-08-2009, 09:10

Code:

10. You provide 'My Network Places'. For *** shake please do not
provide 'My Secret Places'. I do not want to let my wife know where I go after my office hours.

hahahahahah very funy

..::Waqar::.. · 09-08-2009, 09:12

VERY FUNNY BROTHER NICE JOKE hahahahahhahaha

Br.

Waqar

GHOST_GSM · 09-08-2009, 09:43

joke of the year 2009. lol

br

joy

09-08-2009, 07:30	#1 (permalink)
mujahid_ali No Life Poster Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: Dubai, UAE Age: 38 Posts: 1,311 Member: 547967 Status: Offline Thanks Meter: 653	Why Bill Gates SOLD OFF Microsoft > FUNNY < Letter is from ZZZZZZZ of Punjab to Mr. Bill Gates of Microsoft Subject: Problems with my new computer Dear Mr. Bill Gates, We have bought a computer for our home and we have found some problems, which I want to bring to your notice. 1. There is a button 'start' but there is no 'stop' button. We request you to check this. 2. We find there is 'Run' in the menu. One of my friends clicked 'run' he ran up to Amritsar ! So, we request you to change that to 'sit', so that we can click that by sitting. 3. One doubt is whether any 're-scooter' is available in system? I find only 're-cycle', but I own a scooter at my home. 4. There is 'Find' button but it is not working properly. My wife lost the door key and we tried a lot trace the key with this ' find'button, but was unable to trace. Please rectify this problem. 5. My child learnt 'Microsoft word' now he wants to learn 'Microsoft sentence', so when you will provide that? 6. I brought computer, CPU, mouse and keyboard, but there is only one icon which shows 'MY Computer': when you will provide the remaining items? 7. It is surprising that windows says 'MY Pictures' but there is not even a single photo of mine. So when will you keep my photo in that. 8. There is 'MICROSOFT OFFICE' what about 'MICROSOFT HOME' since I use the PC at home only. 9. You provided 'My Recent Documents'. When you will provide 'My Past Documents'? 10. You provide 'My Network Places'. For *** shake please do not provide 'My Secret Places'. I do not want to let my wife know where I go after my office hours. Regards, ZZZZZ Last one from me to Mr Bill Gates : Sir, how is it that your name is Gates but u are selling WINDOWS?

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